Win a Free eMetrics Pass – Haiku Contest

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Last time it was tweets, haiku, limericks and straight prose. This time, we’re going back to our roots and keeping things simple: Haiku only.

But that 17 syllables might be enough to earn you a free ticket to an upcoming eMetrics Marketing Optimization Summit.

The classic Haiku
Five Seven Five Syllables
Email them to me

@BobbleHeadGuru kicked it off before the contest even started by tweeting this:

Web analytics
Is not so hard that you can’t
do it well.. just try

Can you do better?

Entries must be received at haiku@emetrics.org by
Midnight, September 15, 2009

The Reward? You could win:

eMetrics Marketing Optimization Summit Pass
Includes all three days. No cash value. No refunds
for already registered attendees. Your winning Pass
is transferrable and redeemable at any 2009 or 2010
eMetrics Marketing Optimization Summit.

Winners will be hand selected based on merit by me (Jim Sterne). All decisions are final. Selection will not be influenced by small cash bribes, physical threats or public humiliation. Large cash offers will be handled on a case-by-case basis and threats of bodily harm will be referred to my family friends Vinnie and Guido. Creative writing rules.

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