Ted McDonald – I’m Calling You Out

Once upon a time, there was a Marketing Analytics Manager at Verisign named Ted McDonald who had everything; a great career, a happy set of triplets whom he hopes will play the ukulele someday. But he made one tragic miscalculation… He appeared in Emer Kirrane’s Silly Series of analytics interviews wearing this shirt:

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It took me years to track down this wearer of copyright infringement. I hunted high and low and finally came across him at the eMetrics Summit in Toronto in March of 2013.

It was, in fact, at the Web Analytics Wednesday associated with eMetrics and there, I was able to begin exacting my revenge.

So be warned and beware… Should you or anybody you know decide it would be wise to sport an article of clothing with my image, know that I will not take it lying down.

Proof?
You want proof do you?
Take THAT Ted McDonald!

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Yeah, that’s right.

Tha’s what I’M talkin’ ’bout
(Translation: This is of which I am speaking)

And for good measure, I’m getting all recursive with your face:

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You think you’ve got game?

The next eMetrics Summit is in San Francisco April 14 – 18

BRING IT!

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