The eMetrics
Golden Ticket

The Most Prestigious Way
to Experience All of the
eMetrics Marketing Optimization Summit

The Full VIP Package: $48,575
(Only a fraction of your AIG Bonus)

You will arrive on Saturday, May 2
You will pilot your rented Lamborghini, Ferrari Spider or Bentley
You will enjoy a day of leisure including a Full Spa Package
You will occupy an Executive or Deluxe Suite for 6 Nights at the Fairmont
You will enjoy the world's finest chocolates flown in from Belgium
You will be waited on by your personal maid or butler during your stay
You will fly your very own quad line eMetrics Kite on Sunday
You will participate in the eMetrics Analysis Symposium on Monday
You will have a reserved, front row seat at all three days of the eMetrics Summit
You will network lavishly at the WAA Speed Networking & Reception on Monday
You will be the toast of the eMetrics Evening Reception on Tuesday
You will host your own private dinner party for 10 on Tuesday
You will be the talk of Web Analytics Wednesday on (yes) Wednesday
You will be treated to fine dining with Jim Sterne and a few friends on Wednesday
You will be our guest in the Lobby Bar Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
You will lunch with the industry's most influential bloggers on Thursday
You will be gift with a bespoke haiku by Jim Sterne in the Lobby Bar on Thursday
You will take home two sumptuous hotel terry cloth robes on Friday
You will have documented all of this on your new iPhone 3G and
You will have stories to tell your children and their children all the days of your life

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